I love Applebee's so much. If I wasn't a vegetarian I would force the bf to drive me out to the suburbs just so I could get their almond chicken wrap. It's incredible.

I've never been so I think it would be fun to go just once before I have kids. But every damn year?! Why wouldn't you use that money and go to Europe or Hawaii? Or anywhere else!

What happened to people naming their kids after members of their family!? If I ever have a daughter she will be named Suzanne Elaine. Suz=my grandma and my aunt. Anne=My mom. Elaine=my sister's middle name.

ONce upon a time I knew Auld Lang Syne in sign language. That was definitely not corny and it was the only thing I learned from my church youth group.

I wear them to work, I work in a bakery. They're comfortable and they last forever. Why anyone would wear them out into public is beyond me.

I think it is the same woman! When I paused it around 8:35 the screen says "Kristi's weather forecast" I wonder if they do that sort of stuff to her all the time.

The woman afraid of the snake, was that the same anchor afraid of the spider?

It really is!

I've seen Valley Girl. I know how wonderful Nicolas Cage can be.

Oh honey, everything about her is grimey.

That reminds me of when my cousin told me she knew a married couple that named their kids Rhett and Scarlett.

Ugh, I just need to vent for a few minutes. I am in such a grumpy mood. I worked an 11 hour shift today, got 3 nasty paper cuts (one still wont close, and it keeps bleeding at random times.) came home to a still messy apartment, (even though the bf said he cleaned,washing a few dishes is not that much cleaning in my…

What's his son supposed to wear?

Words can not describe how much I love/adore/worship goats. One day I'll have a small farm and I WILL adopt a sweet little goat.

Exactly. I had a penis shoved in my face on the first try. No thanks.

If my $50,000 culinary education taught me anything, it's to use these for flour/sugar/ etc.

She used a liquid measuring cup to measure her flour?!?! Nooo! Honey, no!

What makes you think they're rich? Didn't a few people ask for airplane tickets? Maybe some people saved up for their trip. Don't assume that they're all rich just because they're on an airplane.

I need to know what happened to this rat!

I feel ashamed. The only thing I've ever seen him in, is Ratatouille. :/