That's how I felt for 25 years of my life. It was my moms favorite christmas movie. and now it's one of my favorites as well.

Which one is Janelle? The one who beat up her boyfriend or the one that loves Kesha?

Well, duh. I still love Beyonce though.

I will never forgive you if this happens. NEVER!

That is terrifying. That is absolutely terrifying.

Thank you for posting this!

I went to one for a woman I work with. Mostly because she is amazing and will never ask for anything. Her family is the best and her husband lost his job a few months ago. (He found a new one, thank goodness) I've been invited to other "sprinkles" some for people who are having their 3rd or 4th kid. Fuck that!

What is a Ring Sex Shower???

I am so sorry your family has been going through so much. I hope things get better, Stay strong my friend!

Exactly. My family was never big on showing emotions and handing out compliments. Now I try to give out compliments to my family whenever I can. I also never let any single one of them hang up the phone without exchanging, "I love you"

Baby laughs! Baby laaauuughs! They melt my heart!

You should definitely apologize. I've said some horrible things to my mom growing up but the thing I regret the most is something I didn't say to her. The family was getting ready to go to a friends wedding and my mom came out of my parents bedroom with her hair done, make up on and wearing a really nice green…

I feel like I really need to see this movie she made. Maybe it's actually kind of good and her kids are just poking a little fun at her. Or maybe it's like this...

Yeah, It's called wine and loud music. Just kidding! I'm not from NYC and have actually never used a cleaning service before. I've often thought about it when I'm working too much and the apartment gets ridiculously dirty! Also, I'm pretty lazy about getting those nooks and crannies.

Just not in front a mirror because that would double the number of people and be considered adultery.

They would probably consider that "God's will"

That is so much better than Mean Elves!

What is it, one sandwich a day? Could she speed it up and make two a day?

Oh man I am so making those this week!

Can we have a Chicago meet-up at Eataly?