Rebecca and Jessie weren't fit to raise a cat. I remember when they're little demon twins destroyed Michelle's science fair project but didn't get in trouble because "Well, they're just little kids."

Hahaha no, I can yell about Full House anytime. I just tend to bring it up more when i'm drunk.

I remember when Rebecca and Jessie were going to move out but Michelle didn't want them to, so they stayed. I loved Full House when I was little but damn that show is so unrealistic and my kids will never watch it.

Thank you for remembering another detail I forgot! Now when i'm drunk and yelling about Full House to my friends I can scream, "But it was the Counting Crows!! The Counting Crows!!!"

Yeah, what?

Do you guys really want to know why I hate Danny Tanner!? I'll tell you! I'm going to get all worked up here, so please just be patient. I remember one episode of Full House when Uncle Jessie scored tickets to see a band that D.J LOVED and who Stephanie had never heard of. Stephanie didn't think it was fair that D.J…

Seriously, I've always been cool with same sex couples wanting to get married. Even when I was really little and was constantly surrounded by homophobic jerks.

Somebody has watched one too many episodes of Nip/Tuck.

Thank you for this IT crowd reference. You've made my day.

Is this real? I feel bad for both of them. I understand wanting to propose where you met but come on. In a crowded food court? He should have waited until the mall was closing and there was no body there or done it in the morning when the mall was just opening. Fewer people and he could have bought her a cinnabon and…

Since when do models have tattoos? When they're wearing ugly shit like this and want to look extra "edgy"?

When I was 15 I went to stay with my best friend and her gay brother for a few weeks during the summer and my grandma told me to "be careful" I said "Oh, don't worry grandma her brother is really protective and wont let anything bad happen to us" she said "That's not what I meant, I don't want you coming back gay or…

That's how I feel about OB tampons. I jump back and forth between OB and regular applicator tampons, and I don't know what's wrong with me but OB's just never sit right.

Someone recently told me they went on a raw Paleo diet. I was all Whaaaaaat??

Frasier reruns. Few things make me happier than Frasier.

I'm so glad you mentioned Delphine Lalaurie. I recently went on a trip to New Orleans and went on a ghost tour. Her entire story is so crazy and fascinating at the same time.

I'm lovin the long hair.

Seriously, I'm mocking the trailer but I would totally drag my sister to see this with me. And by drag I mean call her up and ask her to see it, because this is totally her kind of movie.

Ahh the perfect amount of penis jokes and crappy country music.

"Guys Taco Bell is closing." Nothing stands in the way between me and late night Taco Bell! i'd leave em at the bar.