Comcast's new album, Ryan, drops next week.

What song is that from.

Yes it is different. Of course it is.

It looks more like they put him down and helped him stand back up, rather than "dropped him." Perhaps at his request. Sure, the original story was sappy and inaccurate, but there's no need to push too far the other way.

@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school

My favorite part was when he resorted to yelling and clapping at players as he flew by.

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Uh...why should they have to. This doesn"t appear to have been an issue at Mizzou.

A missing ring in Russia? What a shocker.

Sounds like you've lived a full life.

Mr Keidel, your silence only incriminates you further

Whatever it is, get a friend to stand next to you with a big +1

The reaction is fake, but the look inside of his actual grown-man home is all too real.

IT'S STILL REAL TO HIM, DAMMIT!

You son of a bitch.

I remember watching a Louisville game last spring and thinking the same thing! Man, some of those Mortal Kombat finishing moves were gory.

it's 11:18, and still nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

I ran the Marine Corps Marathon a few years ago, then visited Arlington National Cemetery the day after (for a non-exhausted/hurried visit). There were a slew of ass-hats walking around with their finisher medals still around their necks. The day after. In the nation's most sacred military cemetery where the medals…