Kinda odd that they chose to end with the controversial "splits/Sieg Heil" portion of MJ's career, but still, well done.

Starts punching him? I see her go and attempt to smack him and probably succeeded. Whether she made any actual decent physical contact is obscured.

And all of a sudden I'm hoping Schiano keeps his job through training camp of next year

They can take our beers, but they cannot take... our koozies.

"it doesn't matter what our house looks like...what our job is like...making fuckin' sales calls for Trent that douche who decides to take off work at 2pm. It doesn't matter that I graduated with my business degree two years ago! It doesn't matter that I'm gonna walk back to my seat after this speech! It doesn't…

Yeah! And the Seagals are too scantily clad, which is distracting to Richard Sherman! 1,000,000 strong for an empty CLink during home games!

Why should the Seahawks be penalized because YOUR team's fans aren't as loud and passionate? Seattle plays in Candlestick just as many times as the 49ers play in Seattle. Busting on a team because their fan base likes them TOO much? You guys are pathetic cry babies. Embarrassing.

No Jason Statham Movie can ever be truly terrible? I give you exhibit A:

To be fair, it is true that he's never been schooled by anyone.

Yes.

How far can you punt a football?

Wow.

What this guy did was not just stupid silliness, it was physically dangerous for him, and you should probably not be publicizing it as an entertaining stunt lest someone else try to reproduce it and die. (And I have never written such a stick-up-my ass post to any of these sites).

This is Glenn Clark. Yes, thats the outline of the state of Maryland tattooed on his face.

Lombardi actually comes off as pretty reasonable to me. Clark is a total assclown. MY HOT TAKE.

Buck's gonna regret showing this kind of affection when Harvey milks it.

Nice of Roddick and Payton to go open collar so as not to confuse Donovan any further.

Incognito is the last person who should be yelling, "Do you know who I am?!"

More like Arrestahoe County, amirite?