“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

The system is fundamentally broken and there are still people unwilling or not ready to accept it. I switched my registration from Green to Democratic to vote for him (then switched back first chance I could get), even though I knew it would make no difference in my district or state, simply because he is the first…

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

As an undergrad geology student, I had a prof who told us a story about visiting part of the Canadian Shield. They’re out looking at some rocks, and a tourist thinks out loud, “I wonder how old these rocks are!” My prof is like, “3 billion years old”. The tourist has this look of wonder on his face and says “Wow, how…

I read this to see how it would go. I thought it would be an awkward, ill-fitting metaphor, and read on for the laughs there would inevitably be with something equating relationships to food, but in the end it turned out to be quite the comparison. I’m glad I read on

Interesting. My senior year of my physics bachelor’s degree at MichiganTech had me working with aerospace engineering grad students (actually mechanical/electrical engineering students since the school didn’t officially have an aerospace program) on Hall-effect ion engines. We were using Xenon as well as Bismuth as…

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I once had a customer who ordered a cheeseburger with Swiss but got cheddar. When the mistake was realized, I apologized and offered her a free cookie. She replied, “Honey, if this is the worse thing to happen to be today, then I’ve got a pretty good life.” After getting bitched at by stuck up college kids and…

Because the legs serve as grounding to strengthen the shields. A ship of the same proportions, and armour could take far less damage than the AT-AT, or other walkers.

I'm a Park Ranger now and people are very surprised I have a MA, with Honors no less, I don't get paid much but I love my job. I had a mom and boy ask me last week what you had to do to become a Ranger and my first words were got to college and get a B.A. in History, Biology, Forestry, Parks & Rec, and some other…

One time when I was outside of a Cheesecake Factory smoking a cigarette a man propositioned me thinking I was a hooker.

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

I mean this in the most respectable way possible regarding #6. Is she going to personally give money to the development companies to double all their animation. After reading an in-depth article this week on kotaku about just getting breasts to animate correctly and how much extra effort, time and cost it takes....is…

POLAND STONK!

Hellaflush stance...

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Related: Gawker Media men leave the seat up, but far less frequently than you might expect.

While I can see it being a fun mindset, this isn't even remotely difficult to do, especially if you spend just a few minutes on the minecraft wiki to find out how to plant a wheat farm for maximum growth speed. I'm not a fan of hearing the animal pain/death sounds, so I've always played this way and have never had any…

Look, frankly, if you are not an aeronautical/hydraulic/electronic etc., engineer involved in this program then you really don't have any idea of what you are talking about. You and every other armchair quarterback should put that chair into recline mode and take a nap. Let the experts work this out. I'm just glad I…