GDSmithTX
gdsmithtx
GDSmithTX

Goatse. End of story.

So basically this guy is Dan Snyder's Joe the Plumber (aka Sam-Joe the Not a Licensed Plumber).

100% agree. Not saying that it was the catalyst in this situation — because dude obviously has serious rage issues — but tailgating is the absolute worst thing that people do on the roads. It's stupid, highly dangerous, and illegal, and it's the cause of more accidents than distracted and drunk driving combined.

A gun is not required for a situation like that. I'm also a Texan. I'm a combat arms veteran (who scored no less than Sharpshooter on all 3 required weapons qualifications), and I'm a middle aged white guy.

My solution to the rampant vehicular assbaggery that I regularly see on display here in Houston is A) drive

Depends on the brand, I guess. Arrow polycotton shirts and Dockers & Haggar khakis are pretty good if you take them out of the dryer and hang them right away.

What, you want some disgusting CHUD's invisible ass dander all up on your hindquarters? Wipe it first.

That guy's just daring you to vandalize that car. He's triple-dog daring you.

Barbaric? I dunno about that. Genital mutilation is barbaric; iron is just a little tedious.

Always.

Rookie crapper mistake. Alwayswipe it down before sitting. Always.

Yeah I know; it was a joke.

That might've been a good move. Couldn't have turned out any worse for the Spurs.

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As a Rockets fan since the mid-80s (when I got interested in the NBA) I learned long, long ago that you never leave the building until the final buzzer sounds, because you never know what could happen.

Godwin

How is having a shoe created with something that hasn't happened — and might actually never happen — printed on it not overconfident, arrogant and, let's face it, stupid?

Just guessing you don't have any really young ones.

Not confidence, overconfidence.

In other words, a lie. Frank Luntz is a professional liar; he lies for a living. If it came from Frank Luntz it is, by definition, a lie.

My favorites were the insane 70s Odd Rods series, including these: