Actually, you should probably say that directly - minus the word "look". Use that as your selling point, your closer. Try: "I hope I've made it clear that I'm very flexible, a quick learner and I'm interested in the topic - I'd love the opportunity to do anything in this position. Did you have any concerns in…

Came here to say that I've been in offices that outlaw microwave popcorn.

1. Peel the potaters

I've been slightly pregnant, and it still slightly haunts me.

Yeah, I don't-a think-a he's-a gouda guy-a.

Would love to learn more about gangs/drug dealers getting out of the drug trade and into prostitution & trafficking...

Yeah, definitely Sharpie for the freezer.

And then you can click on the link from indeed.com, and be sent to that company's taleo site, anyway... sigh.

I think that's an urban myth.

I mean, they love that Pinterest DIY but that doesn't mean they DIT (do it themselves).

Just went on a 2-week vacation with 10 articles of clothing (basically). Fortunately I had access to washer & dryer during the vacay.

How is this disturbing? This is actually the typical way that most services and products are marketed. A target market is determined based on various factors - in this case, gender and also income, along with various other factors - age? insecurities? - and that target demographic is marketed to. Yes, that includes…

My kid sometimes has separation anxiety. So I asked him if he wanted to come with us to dad's office holiday party. The jerk from the fantasy football team would be there, there'd be spicy food, and lots of grown-up boring talk, and not enough chairs. Did he want to come?

Wow! My post went to black immediately! Didn't realize I've become Official. Thanks, commenters (or commentators?) and Kinja! Now if I could only remember my login password...

Or, celebrate different holidays! I mean, we're American, so we do Thanksgiving, but we're also Jewish, so the family gathers at Rosh Hoshana in the Fall and again at Passover in the Spring. I know people who make a huge Mother's Day get-together instead of Easter, and Persians and others celebrate the Spring Equinox.

Clearly, the answer is: GO TO THE BACKYARD. Duh.

Agreed. I also find it difficult to believe that bathing two tiny, slippery babies at the same time, held in basically one hand, is a good idea. If they're dirty where they're holding tight to each other, they couldn't get clean, like on their bellies and stuff. But then, why do newborns need such an intense bath? We…

I thought they're baseboards, since they're at the base - or bottom - of the wall.

We spiritually enlightened people are not known for our senses of humor.

I hate people who go to India and then get spiritual.