At first I thought this, too - like an old, scary witch. But this Heidi Klum Old Lady looks classy, out to a charity lunch (check out that suit and purse). So I'm going to have to disagree that this perpetuates old = scary + ugly. In fact, I would say this breaks new ground, perhaps.

This. But I also believe that they sometimes, or often, have something intellectually or mentally wrong with them as well, that prevents them from seeing that their actions are outside social norms. I grew up around a lot of "learning disabled" and "socially disturbed" kids.

Reminds me of Tina Fey's "Bossypants" book where she writes a chapter on teaching her daughter that that hair color is YELLOW, and the story is 'YELLOWLOCKS and the Three Bears' because she doesn't want her daughter to think that blonde = angel or golden, or anything like that. It's just yellow, just melanin. Or…

Was this a joke because I totally just googled Jennifer Lawrence + Chanel + pegleg and couldn't find anything.

I feel an office-supply theme party coming on.

Remember the Congresswoman, Cynthia McKinney, who had braids for YEARS - two french braids on her head, and then changed her hairstyle and then wasn't recognized by the Capitol Police and there was an Incident? I think it was circa 2003 - 2007 or so (when I lived in her district, in Atlanta).

How come the original article didn't mention "Game of Thrones" influence on women's hairstyles? It is known.

I don't know or like Frankel or any of the... Real Housewives? But the accusation of sucking a child's blood for profit goes back to the anti-Semitism in Europe of the Middle Ages and the accusation of "blood libel" (a charge revived by the Tsars and the Nazis, as well as many anti-Jewish groups and governments…

I like your idea - I think I would attempt to impress her with either actual Jewish food or just family stories about it. My oversalted kugel! Ha!

Sorry, I don't get it - do you work at a large campus, or from home?

Exercise! Go to see matinee movies! Chill at Starbucks for HOURS. Like everything on Facebook! Travel if you can - day trips, count, too! Also - if you're going to be freelancing odd hours, cook and prepare a lot of things now, stick 'em in your freezer, ready to use. Go see your friends who are stay-at-home moms, or…

Congrats on quitting drinking!

Totally know what you mean about WANTING to give back and do a Random Act of Kindness. Keep in mind that the registry is easy to get on to, but NOT so easy to find a perfect match through, so though you SHOULD get on to the registry (I have! AND I've received 2 preliminary phone calls about possibly being a match, in…

Depending on where I'm vacationing, I also lower the bar on childcare. Kid gets to play with grandparents all day + they haven't seen him in a year = I get a LOT of leisure reading in! Win + win = Win4Me

Confession: my preschooler son still takes long naps, and then stays up until 10 or 11 pm or later. So we are in the process of changing his schedule so that he will go to bed around 8 pm, or maybe even earlier? I came up with the name "Mission Take Back the Night" to refer to this ongoing process. Sometimes I feel…

I know people who think "Random Noun" is a GREAT name for a baby destined to grown into an adult. Ugh, thought process, hello?

Are you a Sagitarious? I've heard they're all like that.

Nice one! Also, let's define "winter" - could it be, like, the monsoon season in India?

Runners should pay attention to body mass? That's why I run, dude. Thanks for the tip!