I don’t know about Tarnishing the Shield—but from the looks of Lola-Lily he’s definitely Polishing the Helmet.

He just seems like the most Russian Russian to ever Russia.

Are you a cop?

Thst sums up my explanation to my wife when she asked what Fallout’s appeal is: it’s the only game I’ve played where you can kill an assassin, pick up their contract, assassinate their mark, pick up their payment AND proceed to kill the contractors, all while stealing their money/stuff.

Is there any love for her No. 1 receiver? She made some nice catches.

What they don’t mention is that the opposing teams all recently pulled their first strings.

She’s like Tebow, but accurate, and has seen a vagina in real life.

Friends, here I am in my hat and my bones are now sand. I try to make the club push the ball to the flat circle and all I get is a twist and a screech and oops my liver has divorced itself from my body and now lives in Malibu with a beautiful husband named Rick. I drove my helicopter to my private swinging course and…

Wants to play soccer with kids. Misses that. “If I can get to that then we can talk about golf.”

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Shit. I wonder where this one ranks.

Griffin was upset with Malone the whole game, but the final straw came when Malone said that the 2015 Kia Optima doesn’t get good gas mileage.

I was at this yesterday. Great game and a cracking fight.

Players came into the crowd after the game.

GFY, we boo every pick.

Heck, if you’ve got a nurse in you you’re half way there.

See, this is the inherent problem with heterosexual hookups. You’re all hung up on “beds” and “Apartments”. Do your bars not have bathrooms?

See, I was gonna say “You score more points than them,” but this seems more convincing.

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

You left out the wind. Let me break it to you.

We’ll see who’s joking around after Friday’s doubleheader against the Canadiens.