What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

No, you don’t get it. They’re honoring your browser history.

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson thinks this is bullshit.

We should totally meet up at the fest! I’m the heavyset white guy with a beard and plaid shirt

2014-2015 Sacramento Kings (Boogie, and, uh, Darren Collison).

When is the last time that one team has had two legitimate potential MVP candidates? This season is going to be so much fun.

This sucks, so, so much.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

Here’s the video of him turning his tennis racket into a lacrosse stick

I don't know, Magary looks like he would hurt somebody in this picture. Then you see the sweater/jacket around his waist, and realize that you're right all along.

Christ. It like he’s auditioning for the part of Sissy Hankshaw in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.

Looks like a picture of Broken Social Scene from 2004.

Right now, this is what the world looks like to Samer.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

To be fair, they did tested it.... to black soldiers, before Steve Roger receive it.

Back in MY day we fought villains the old fashioned way! By using dangerous and untested performance enhancing drugs! The American way!

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

I’ll lay 18:1 to anyone who wants Samer against a professional soccer player.