If you follow his Twitter account, you’ll see that his practicing Mormonism doesn’t prevent him from having a(n occasionally) raunchy sense of humor.

This is all well and good, but when do we get to bang Ryuji?

(I liked Ghostbusters.)

“Simmons chose to endure his stopover at LSU for family reasons: His godfather, David Patrick, works as an assistant coach there.”

I’m not criticizing, but I am curious why Deadspin finds this newsworthy. Someone accusing Dwight of cheating on them, man or women, shouldn’t be news. The news would be his camp threatening them, which has the least amount of proof. Did Deadspin reach out to Calvin?

People mad at 538 over the 2016 elections are mad because they don't know how percentages work. 

He’s said as much in those old Abstracts he used to write, and he’s right. People would continue to watch. I think the only sports that would legitimately have a hard time recovering from the wholesale replacement of their players would be the NBA and maybe (non-American) football, where there’s a much closer…

Damian Jones is a Warriors center, not a Bulls center.

I think everyone missed the joke. 

He doesn’t, though. He penalized Andy Murray for saying “stupid officiating” which isn’t even bad as calling him a thief. He’s gotten Nadal several times on taking too long to serve. He got Djoker for both, giving him a fault for taking to long to serve and then penalizing him a point for yelling at him about it. He’s…

This article conveniently leaves out that the coach admitted to coaching, and the umpire (who is one of the most well-regarded out there) is known for being a stickler with the dudes as well, in contrast to Sally Jenkins mind-reading and character assassination. Maybe he could have given the soft warning instead of…

Shoutout to Katherine Trendacosta, Injury Queen:
https://io9.gizmodo.com/i-am-a-hollowed-out-shell-of-a-human-being-1785095568

This will be lost in the greys, but whatever. I have to vent about it:

The Las Vegas Aces have easily the richest owners in the league; MGM Resorts International, who could buy all 12 teams without breaking a sweat. So it’s kind of galling that the players had to spend somewhere around 13-14 hours sitting around at the…

Not cost-cutting, but a competitive balance measure. The Aces’ owner, MGM Resorts International, could afford to charter them to every game if they were so inclined, with no cost to the league. The league considers that a competitive disadvantage. The league has bent this rule in times of extreme circumstance (the New…

How is Pepe not ranked below “being hit by an Acme Truck?” How could not everyone give Pepe a zero?

On the other hand, why can you only take 100ml worth of vitamins with an IV?

I did some cyber security work for the San Diego Chargers for a few months and now I’m wondering if I earned more money from the NFL than he did.

No they didn’t.

No they weren’t.

When society makes it not difficult and traumatizing to prosecute sexual assault we can talk about due process. There are literally thousands of fanboys out there calling Chloe Dykstra a whore for even bringing this up. Nobody reveals this shit for fun.