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Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

well they’ll have to come up with a better slogan than Keep Bury Alive

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

It’s a 0.8 mile ride in a car with 14 other people. Who would have sex in--oh, Vegas.

I’m not at all surprised that Kolašinac tried to fight off two men armed with knives. Say what you will about his abilities as a footballer, but that is one man you do not want to fuck with. The robbers clearly didn’t do their homework.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a knife is a Bosnian with two fists and no sense of fear.

I wasn’t even criticial of Ozil driving away before this, but if this is true, then he absolutely did the right thing here. Actually it even looks like he is waiting for Kolasinac to get in to the car and only drives off once it is clear that he will just continue to brawl with the dudes with knives.

Kolašinac is a bad mother fucker for fighting dudes with knives. And Özil is in no way a coward for running away and I will hear no slander from keyboard warriors. 

Bosnian Hulk SMASH!!!

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

It was my understanding there would be no math.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Don’t worry about it. Sometimes you just have to take the L.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

Good story. Thanks for sharing.


LeBron logged a 28-11-16 triple-double to tie Wilt Chamberlain’s fifth all-time mark

Honestly, as far as I can remember, I don’t think I actually cared that much?