Basketball player denies Barnestorming.

That doesn’t sound like a Clippers move to just invade someone’s house and force them to re-evaluate their life decisions.

It’s actually a Cardinal rule

I believe it’s because the AL won the All-Star game. Baseball can be kinda tricky!

Damn, Derek Fisher STILL won’t give up on the triangle.

It sucks that you’re past the Load More line of demarcation, because that’s honestly a cool, funny story, man. Good on you. And for the sake of comedy, I hope the GFs church hat was preposterous, like the ones in that episode of Everybody Hates Chris.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Please, he doesn’t shower. He rubs himself down every three months with quivering, pleading for mercy hedgehogs.

[goes to an NFL game]

God knows what is actually is, he just bought it from a kid in the parking lot hollering “Lake Effect. We got that lake effect, yo!”

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Logitech G710 (or +)

Logitech G710 (or +)

Watney: I’m stuck on this fucking planet by myself with no hope of survival.

Some of my favorite old movies. As you can see from long standing Kinja screen name.

you die

Why would you want online multiplayer for a classic table-top game?

I can’t embed a table in comments apparently, so here:

Man, here I was, all ready to pounce and defend my precious giant baby JJ against your baseless attacks. "ACTUALLY," I'd begin, before launching into a paragraphs-long missive about how you're deeply mistaken, and what do you even know about log cabins anyway, and stop being so mean, and just shut your stupid lying…