Lupul: [skates forward]
Lupul: [skates backward]
Lupul: [skates forward]
Lupul: [skates backward]
Lupul: [skates forward]
Lupul: [skates backward]
Lupul: [skates forward]
Lupul: [skates backward]
Lupul: [looking around, growing furious]
Lupul: [skates forward]
Lupul: [skates backward]
Lupul: [skates forward]
Lupul: [skates…

And let this be recorded as the first time in human history that telling a dude he had a big cock elicited a negative reaction.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

Tone-deaf? Come on, Tom. It's called grayscale.

This one is easy:

No snark here. I thought that was a great British Empire impression.

She had me at "dong-shaped line of demarcation"

It's like Dadaist basketball!

Perhaps, though if they keep playing like this nobody will mistake them for du champs.

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

How shameful. They should take a lesson from the NBA's Sixers, Lakers, Knicks and try their best.

As a Knicks fan I have watched this basketball renaissance in Philly with great envy.

+1

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

Jump on my sword while you can Evil! I won't be as gentle!

He still uses a Blackberry.

This story is horrifying, but I don't see how we can find fault with the author for telling it. Well, some people can, but those people are terrible and the kind who say DV victims are stupid because "they don't just leave."

This is some brave shit.

I can't lie, there's a small part of me that's a little disappointed that some enterprising Hans Gruber-type didn't see this party as the perfect time to strike.