Walker, Ex's Anger.

I feel very short and non-willowy.

I'm starting with the man in the mirror (Ooh!)

I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

Just like Deadspin to tear down a guy like Jones. You guys are always looking for the fault in our stars.

Let me get some food and wine in you and hopefully later we can increase the population by one.

Gotta love that little angry bald man...

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

tl;dr- "Please don't tell your child to stop playing our game just because you think it's time for them to stop playing the game. You simply must consider your actions might be costing some strangers a lot of imaginary video game points!"

The box score from Nov 9, 1984: http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/1984…

This may be useful for out-of-towners, but I don't need to read a map to know that New York basketball is history.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

He gets a pass all because his brother is a good neighbor.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Hernandez: I've been through this death thing before. It gets better with time.

Mike, I love reading your columns but throw in another Star Wars Prequel reference and I'll cut off your legs and leave you dying near a volcano.

I am married, but I'm tempted.

Just lead with any of that.

To give some background here: Uzbekistan recently got eliminated from the Asian Cup by South Korea. Uzbekistan actually had a nice nil-nil tie going into extra time, and then gave up two goals. In the lead up to the match, Russian rags did some hot-takes of how the Uzbek team was much better and how they had a…