LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

This sounds like it came directly from a children's book written to justify apartheid to kids in the 1970s.

Ok children, let the Africans here adjudicate.

Look, I live near both of these species — they're just down the road in Busch Gardens — and I can promise you that a hippo would tear the living shit out of a rhino. Rhinos are just cows dressed up for Halloween. Hippos are the meanest animals in the neighborhood, again my neighborhood being Busch Gardens.

It's sort of creepy that the only thing that's going to save Lynch from having to deal with this same scenario over and over again is Groundhog Day.

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

The third brother, Clint Paul, drowned in a mysterious "accident" with Chris and Cliff 20 years ago tonight just outside this very arena...

If he got hit by something completely invisible on defense then it was probably Blake Griffin.

And if you are a guy who needs rules to meet women in a club, you should follow them.

I concur!

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Cop takes Bishop. Checkmate!

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

This is my favorite comment of all time.

I still don't quite get the beast mode thing. In the original Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon the Maximals and Predicons typically used beast mode for regular travel or protection from energon radiation. Sure it could be useful but switching to robot mode let them use jet packs and rocket launchers.

I wrote about this too if anyone's interested, but with more making-fun and swearing.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

Why are we so quick to dismiss Pete's perspective on this? He's in as good a position as anyone to talk about disasters involving Jets.