I'm married with kids where is my own clothing line?

And he was rarely that shitfaced.

Witnesses knew something was wrong when he correctly applied the Infield Fly rule.

+13.1, well done Sean.

You heard it here first, folks.

Chess has not survived the tests of time.

Edit: Related.
http://xkcd.com/1112/

Ok I'll put some context into this. First this is Korean and I think this was a celebrity all-star game, and that thing you saw is called chicken fighting, standing on one leg and try to knock over others.