Foreign curse terms are fine, though. My main is named Pok Gai, which is Mandarin for “fuck off and die” basically. All my Chinese friends get a kick out of it.

If you don’t care about socializing with people at large (people, ugh...) the Japanese servers are free of them. Actually enough English speakers on there you probably won’t have too much time finding an FC.

Holy shit, the Colts nearly double the next teams on the list

Both FDR and JFK were often at death’s door while serving as President, and Reagan was in and out of the hospital constantly for one thing or another. Lincoln had several ailments as well (granted, I think most people over the age of 40 did back then). The President does not need to be in top physical health all the…

Oh yeah, that guy/girl/guy!

The open chest makes it look like something Bruno Mars would wear.

The JonBenet snippet is like #tbt for tabloids.

I’m amazed she was even able to race a month after breaking her back.

Love the Pakistan celebration. That was great!

Jordan wouldn’t. Kobe would, though. He’s whipped by Vanessa (that isn’t intended as a criticism; it’s one of his few redeeming qualities, honestly). I feel like Isiah wouldn’t. He held off telling Dumars about his father’s death for the sake of a Finals game.

Looks like a police captain did it for them. Very cool.

Given how good the Barcelona youth team is, they probably have to do this a lot. They’ll either grow up to be professional soccer players or grief counselors.

Just watch this instead.

My wife and I have a game where I say a name and she tries to guess what the person does for a living. I gave her “Vince Vance” and after some thought, she said “wrestling or porn.”

YOU’RE A DIGIMON.

I have to give some props to Thomas for “Big Scoop.” That’s pretty funny. Also the most literate of the bunch.

Okay, but what does Mike Pence think about Ultimate Frisbee?

Yeah, I got the lowdown on the Jezebel article. I’ve dated a few Jewish American Princesses. No complaints!

That was my first thought. A friend of mine with autism does stuff like this. He doesn’t do it for dates (he’s married), but he catalogs his friends and co-workers in spreadsheets with names and faces and what they talked about. He does this for movies he goes to see as well, and other things like restaurants. It’s…