Same problem here. The picture is funny to me, because for a while, I actually had a Starbucks cup collection with my name spelled a wide variety of ways.

My favorite athlete name ever. Enjoy retirement, D’Brickashaw.

NBA players under 6'0", ranked.

It seems to me that if Hinkie could acknowledge that the 76ers didn’t have any edge in picking good players, that they might... y’know, hire someone who had a track record in picking (or developing) good players and let them be responsible for that, while you steer the process to giving that guy as many shots at the…

Nah, you guys always lose to the Ducks as well.

Numerically speaking, he has the greatest coaching record in NBA history, by far, and yet his comments and decisions with the Knicks are making me reconsider his legacy. I really want to blame this on a head injury or CTE or something.

It doesn’t matter what their regular season win total is if they bomb out of the playoffs because all their players are tired. Beat San Antonio to clinch home floor (Pop usually rests guys on the first of a back-to-back, so it shouldn’t be a contest) then ride James Michael McAdoo, Kevon Looney and Ian Clark go nuts…

Or just learn to cut them properly.

If you think about it, aren’t we all making history every day?

And the whole time the dog was like, “BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK” and Jesus, why didn’t I just leave it in that cabin.

Am I the only one who gets you mixed up with Jeff Suppan? Every time I see your name, I think “oh, that guy who used to pitch for the Royals is writing books now, cool.”

TL;DR: April Fool’s Day was yesterday, dog.

I feel like getting hit by a car is criminally underranked in this context.

Today was really a home run on all fronts except for the wiping discussion.

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.

I thought I understood the scandal and now I’m completely lost.

Underrated real-life component to the story. Joe Montana was on that team! Couldn’t they have had a Joe lookalike play the third-string quarterback and toss in an off-handed comment about how all he wants to do is win Super Bowls and bang hot blondes?

You left out piggy poop balls.

Gonna be honest, you guys should just merge teams at this point. JezSpin is some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup next-level shit.

She did. Dottie even told the pitcher how to strike her out and Kit knocked the shit out of that ball and she bowled over Dottie with all the fury of a Lori Petty-sized tornado. Dottie dropping the ball for her sister would be a very nice (but selfish, considering her teammates) gesture. Kit had to earn the win and…