“Kendall Jenner is dating Jordan Clarkson, sportsman.”

She did not. Kit earned that W.

Can we extend this website swap for a week? I’m really enjoying this.

It can be both.

He wasn’t posing for the pic, so maybe he had gloves somewhere and just wasn’t wearing them. Not making fun of him, I just thought it was funny. The rest of the costume is really fantastic.

Two favorite things: Psylocke’s comfortable shoes, Thanos’s Donald Trump hands.

Good Mr. Keyser:

Shades of Mark Landsberger!

I don’t get to watch many Milwaukee games, but I love the idea of his destiny as poor man’s Magic. Has any team tried to play a press against him yet?

Harrell is appealing his suspension, arguing that it should at least be worth 12 games.

When life has surpassed Onion headlines:

When life has surpassed Onion headlines:

Olive oil deserves a place on the list. Good popcorn topping.

I hated the Bruins, so naturally hating O’Reilly was a given. Granted, I would have loved to have had him on the Blues.

My favorite thing about Pelé is how protective he is of the whole “greatest player of all time” title. The back-and-forth between him and Maradona is amazing. It would be like Kareem constantly ragging on Jordan every time he could, only if Kareem brought up Jordan’s gambling problem and Jordan insinuating that Kareem…

What are you talking about? Terry O’Reilly hasn’t committed a penalty in YEARS.

I’m sure the newsletter is great, but you should tell your business development team that nobody absorbs content through e-mail any more.

The inverse is even worse. My wife is 31 but she looks ten years younger and everyone thinks I’m robbing the cradle.

My pet conspiracy theory: Unless, by some miracle, the Cavs win the NBA championship, LeBron will retire at the end of this year, for one year at least. He’s not happy with the front office and he’s not happy with his teammates, but if he jumped ship now, the crapstorm against him would be unending. He can’t leave, he…

Wheelchairs.