I beat Tyson, but it took a hell of a lot of tries, one of those “FINALLY!” moments immediately followed by “fuck this game!” I wasn’t really proud, more or less just frustrated that I spent so much time on it.

I love the first six albums, but I was out on Yeezus. It hasn’t gotten any better to me. And you’re right, this song is shit.

I wish I could give you the equivalent of Reddit gold. This is great.

Last day and doesn’t give a shit? Lost a bet?

Yeah. The only one I really liked was ad man Rory Sutherland. Diamond shreddies!

I want my life narrated by ESPN Deportes.

Please give us Draper’s Dad’s contribution. This is an outrage.

Whoah, whoah, where is Draper’s dad? He killed it last year!

Happy New Year, Billy, even if you don’t appreciate Jacques Tati. Thanks for all the great stuff from Screamer.

Speaking of which, what happened to Chris Thompson’s scorching hot take involving Zach Lowe leaping into a volcano, etc.?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments…

What’s crazy is that with the loss last night, the Warriors fell behind the Spurs in point differential per game. How can a team be 29-2 and not lead the league in point differential?

(Side note: The Spurs and Warriors point differential would still be first and second all-time.)

If you had to replace Skip Bayless & Stephen A Smith with two Muppet characters, would anyone notice?

Yeah, that he got Nintendo to allow them to name a character after Wendy O. Williams is even more surprising then Lemmy. The only Plasmatics concert I went to, Williams walked on stage, dropped her pants and shoved the mic right into her hoo-hoo. Concert over!

The Kings being the Kings, they breathlessly pissed the game away in a cavalcade of ill-advised Rudy Gay jumpers to a team led by C.J. McCollum and Meyers Leonard

Chiefs fan here. The Patriots probably have nothing to fear, even though they do have a lot of injuries. The Chiefs are probably the second best team in the AFC, though, even if it’s only because their starting QB has managed to stay healthy.

14.5 is close 15.0, which is the set average for PER. Replacement level is about 11.0 according to John Hollinger, who came up with the formula.

I was watching that sequence last night in a bar and the whole bar was going nuts with that sort of nervous laughter where you can’t believe what’s happening. It felt like witnessing a glitch in the Matrix.

The mistake was Belicheck should have told him to pick which side to defend, not whether or not to kick off. If they picked direction, the Jets would have elected to receive. That’s where they really screwed up. Not only did they kick off, but they had to go against the wind as well.

When there was a fan movement to get Vancouver third-line d-man Rory Fitzpatrick into the All-Star game in 2007, the league had no problem removing his votes so he wouldn’t get in. The NHL said that they scrubbed ballots that were done illegally, but the defensemen votes were out of whack with the forward and goalie…

Yep, they’re pretty good.