It fits for both San Diego and St. Louis (I’m from St. Louis). It fit the last St. Louis team to leave town as well. Good riddance to all of them and this garbage league.

The AFL? Like that was a real league.

All time NFL record 335-370-5, a .475 winning percentage which translates to about 7.6 wins per season. My 7-9 mark was just a guess, but I was close enough.

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

Hockey chirping has long had a standard of nothing being off limits. Your family, your race, your looks, it doesn’t matter. To quote SLAP SHOT:

Man, background screen, professional microphones, voice changer. These guys are on some next-level tabletop shit.

Why... why did you do that?

This reminds me of when Wayne Gretzky’s wife, Janet Jones, got knocked out by the plexiglass barrier dislodged by Ulf Samuelsson at a Rangers game.

I think he’s just saying he’s going to watch Scandal.

No! Don’t Do It, Serena!

I considered taking my wife’s last name. I don’t have any real attachment to mine (never even met my father in person), but then she doesn’t have any real attachment to hers, either. Maybe we should create an entirely new last name and start fresh.

“I can’t believe you came in that thing.”

“Wh-what makes you think we like money?”

Wikipedia’s explanation of this is really confusing, but it doesn’t appear that 13 is the age of consent in any meaningful way:

“Actually, it was an Irish slur. In retrospect, it seems pretty silly to think he was one of THOSE Kennedys.”

The Baseball Hall of Fame has a rule against inducting banned individuals. Yes, the Hall of Fame sets the rule, not Major League Baseball, and not the BBWAA. But, let’s be clear, the rule is absolutely there to appease Major League Baseball. They instituted this rule in 1991 *because* there was a possibility that…

Cardinals fan here. Have moved on to the fourth stage. :(

Just a note, your Power Armor can’t be stolen if you yank the fusion core out before leaving it.

Favor is distinctly separate from Favoritism.

That... spot... on... the... camera...