Elmo didn’t ruin Sesame Street, Barney the Dinosaur did. When Barney came on the scene and turned out to be crack for the sippy-cup crowd, Sesame Street lost a lot of viewership. They were also receiving feedback that their audience was skewing younger, which led to the relative dumbing down of the show (the book…

Also the most black people you’ll see in any team’s uniform at the same time.

It is a pained smile, which is very Russian.

Big Mouth Strikes Again.

Both of these people sound wonderful. They really should read my book How To Date Anyone. Chapter 1: After the first argument where people are throwing things around, GTFO of there.

I stole Kellogg’s house key from whatsername’s desk. I couldn’t open his door, I failed my Charisma checks to finagle it out of her and I couldn’t really afford to bribe anyone. Piper didn’t like it. I didn’t like it. I felt really guilty, so after unlocking the door I put the key back.

“But we won’t do this sort of stuff to Kevin Durant, honest!”

I don’t seem to recall a certain man by the name of Michael Jeffrey Jordan having any trouble with the Washington fandom

Was thinking the exact same thing. We need to hear from the expert!

You’re missing the historic impact. Kobe is set to have probably the least valuable season in NBA history. He’s clearly not good enough to be on an NBA court, but he has a coach that won’t bench him and is totally okay with him using up possessions, and he’s so stubborn that he won’t adjust his HeroBall style to be…

This looks like the slow, “do one thing at a time” sort of drawing. I think your daughter did it, but she probably had guidance, if not actual physical help. Honestly, I’d rather have the second picture on a mug, though. It looks awesome.

P.S., if you wanted to train at the Shaolin Temple Kung Fu Academy yourself, it costs $1,090 USD per month (but that includes a shared room and board).

Simple rule change. Personal foul in the last two minutes, you can either choose to take the free throws or inbound the ball in the front court. There, you’ve sped up the end of games and ended the Hack-a-Player strategy. Everybody wins!

Look at them for stains and give the crotch a sniff. How hard is this?

And Karl Anthony-Towns right now is like, “man, fuck y’all.”

It’s almost like Robin Lopez is out there trying to provide some sort of entertainment outside of playing basketball. How weird.

I think Draymond is their second best player at this point. Gun to head, they would trade Thompson before they traded Green.

I like the points idea. I wonder why nobody has tried it.

Can we just get like a five minute gif called Snack Food Death Match by Sam Woolley?

When you’re forced to attend some peewee games, you’ll see that watching five year olds fall over repeatedly gets boring faster than you think it would.