“longtime fiancée”

Are they out of shape? That was Mourinho’s original explanation back in August, saying that he’d given the players an extended summer break after being worked so hard last season, thinking it would keep the squad fresher come the end of this season.

“Keep in mind that this is general information, and not formal legal advice or legal representation; if you need any of that, you should get it from a lawyer in real life, not an internet column. A legal problem is serious and fact-specific, and you should treat it accordingly. But you have common sense and already…

Russell didn’t get the numbers, but he looked really good last night. Great passing, good defense on Mudiay, got himself a lot of wide open looks out of the pick-and-roll (he didn’t make many of them, but still). I’d like to see him get to the rim more, but the game isn’t too fast for him at this level. I haven’t…

“How come we never really talk about Steph Curry finishing his career as the best basketball player of all time?”

Jennifer Aniston was fine? Jennifer Aniston was fine!

So Kobe? Maybe shoot less? Handle the ball less? Let D’Angelo Russell do something more than stand in a corner?

“All Grantland writers will have their contracts honored. The intent is to use the sportswriters on other ESPN platforms.”

Yeah, it must be hard to have a constant reminder (to everyone) of how you fucked up.

Just out of curiosity, are the police also knocking down her door? Because she admitted to a few crimes in that thing.

Youtube Red is fine, and there’s no sense complaining about it. A system built on free content is unsustainable. People have a right to make money for their work.

My wife knows less than a quarter of my friends, I would wager, and she hasn’t come across any she dislikes. I know about half of her friends and like 99% of them. The ones I don’t like, I’ve tolerated, with the exception of a judgmental asshole who tried to lecture me about our spousal relationship. I told him to…

I’m not a Celine fan, but my wife and I would *like* to see her if only out of curiosity. But it costs minimum $200 per person to get out of the nosebleeds. Pretty impressive that she keeps selling out at those prices.

I met my wife through Rock Band. Five years strong now, each one better than the last.

This is going to be in German, so sadly we’re going to be deprived of a “I did Nazi that coming” joke.

I, personally, am overjoyed that you shared it. I loved this story. But I do feel bad for Jess.

Yeah, you’d have to stretch the argument to say he isn’t.

Definitely. Martin kicks his ass and I give Flynn even money. 16 year olds have a lot of energy.

No.

This article is so good that when you say something like “his policeman father was so base” it sticks out like a sore thumb. Don’t do this.