The Bills fans are in negotiations to acquire this fan for a couple of second-born picks and giant plate of cholesterol.

Looking at his Wikipedia, it seems like Tokyo Sexwale would make a pretty good FIFA President.

Exactly.

As long as the league owns all the teams and they refuse to compete financially, it will continue to be a garbage league.

As long as the league owns all the teams and there’s no actual competitive financial advantage, it will continue to be a garbage league.

I love that there’s a scene in this documentary they follow up a whole spiel criticizing stage-fighting (using Game of Thrones and Star Wars as examples) by showing one of their own people doing the “twist someone’s head rapidly to break their neck” thing.

I did the mission, but I didn’t kill anyone, always carefully firing over their heads. I can’t even deal with imaginary guilt.

You holding the gun and killing innocent people isn’t really putting you in the middle of it, unless the message is “damn, it’s really terrible being a terrorist.”

To me it wasn’t bad that Darth Vader turned on his master rather than dying a monster, it was how they portrayed it. It was poorly written, Mark Hamill wasn’t up to acting out his part and Vader really couldn’t emote in his mask and costume. Same thing with the Ewoks. It’s not necessarily a bad idea to have a race of…

Burnenko.

“We’ve seen the beans!”

“Kenworthy finished his 2014-2015 season as the Association of Freeskiing Professionals for the fifth year in a row.”

This only works if Hillary remembers who he is.

This is probably a better idea than the Sex Boat club.

Oh, that’s good.

I wouldn’t bother. We wouldn’t allow it and we wouldn’t support it. If said exec wants to set up rules to forward their mail, that’s on their end. I would need to be overruled by someone further up the chain.

I never watched The Hills and only absorbed Spencer/Heidi through osmosis (same way I absorb the Kardashians) but I do admire their candor about where their careers are at now, and they’re still together and seemingly still in love, and I can’t root against that, either.

Totally agreed, one of my favorite films of his.

I cannot get with you on War of the Worlds. The initial escape from the aliens was pretty good, but it was all downhill from there. The son was so relentlessly stupid, I was rooting for him to die. Dakota Fanning wouldn’t stop screaming. The barn scene with Tim Robbins was fucking terrible. The film is affected by…

I would take the website/memorial wall. For all the “you fapped to me/my wife/my sister” awkwardness, I would say “just read the rest of the list,” and they would realize that I’ve fapped to pretty much everyone. At some point, it would be an insult to not be included.