Can’t wait to read about this in the Boston Two-Dimensional Disc Globe

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

I feel like I have been reading about your shitty husband for 6 years (possibly more?). I know I’m just a rando on the internet, and I don’t mean to sound cruel, but I just want to point out that it seems like he’s never been supportive or emotionally available. 

When a nice old lady goes to taco bell every week and they know her name it’s “adorable”

Do not take a job as a secretary. Don’t do it. There is nothing wrong with being a secretary, but if you don’t want to be one, the easiest way to get pigeonholed for YEARS in secretarial work is to take a job as a secretary. It is VERY hard to break from secretarial to analytical types of work. I took a…

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

Oh Bobby. I love that you referred to the star of this World Cup as ‘one player,’ like Mbappe is some rando. I love your non-sportsing self so much. 

I didn’t know so much asshole could fit into one person

Or assassin/spy. You can decide. 

You’ll forgive me if I consider that comment to be disrespectful, macho, selfish little boy (oh there goes my virgin cunt, now it’ll be all flappy!) twaddle.

Ah, BBLMSALMSFC. I believe that’s pronounced “BubbleMySalamiSanFrancisco”.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

Here’s looking at you NPH

I would say parents and society in general need to think critically about the value of toughness in society. I don’t mean rushing to hold your kid if they fall and scrape their knee. That’s a low-risk, high-reward learning experience. It’s fair to let your kids do things that lead to problems that either the body…

It is irritating to see dick jokes in the comments section of Jez. I don’t even know why it irritates me so much, but it really does. Like this isn’t Reddit, bro. Just thinking out loud - which I figured would be fair since I had to read your dick joke.

Considering that some regard The Rock as the pinnacle of manliness, and part of Khaled’s statement was about there being “different rules for The King,” yeah I do think it was helpful. Besides, when stuff like this comes out about celebrities, no one cares what normal jamokes do; the only real counter is another…

It is a good thing. What bad could possibly come of this man’s man admitting that he pleasures his wife and aspires to be good at it?

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Youre talking to a commenter who pops in every thread to tell everyone theyre a racist.

Yeah, those stupid Doctor Who jokes are really inappropriate.