I love polka dots too.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."

I want to name one of my daughters Malala after this young woman. I want to raise each of my children with that young womans courage and tenacity and tell them that if she was able to do all that she's done coming from a place that tried to kill her, they certainly can do SO much with the opportunities they have…

I posted this on a GT article the other day, but it applies here as well:

I'm not gay, I just don't want to get measles.

This reminds me of that awesome time I witnessed a dad and his son bending over the coloured hard-boiled eggs that are sold in Germany around Easter, they come in pink, green, red, yellow and blue. The dad said: "I know, I know, you want the pink ones, don't you? I'll try to pick out as many pink ones as I can." Epic…

knock knock!

Tight-Fitted Leathers Props Up Weiner After Embarrassing Flop

Tell him what he's won!!!

I'm hoping that Nicki Minaj will just swallow Miley Cyrus whole, maybe fart out her little teddy bear ears-style pigtails, and then stomp through town with her mighty heels like a goddamned rainbow-colored Godzilless.

Tiana's hair is Sesame Street approved. Get with it Deborah Brown Community School!!

Also, here is an unrelated gif of a duck being vacuumed:

Down with cupcakes. Lets bring back cake! No, not that shaped fondant (gag) covered stuff! I mean cake, made with ingredients and maybe covered with some sugary stuff. Cupcakes are like a round corner piece. They are not big enough to have a nice crumb 75% of the time IMO.

I have guy friends who demand models with Ph.D.s, too... and then they whine about being single. I want to put together a Power Point entitled "Reality and You".

Stupid chants might not directly cause rape, but widespread acceptance of stupid chants endorsing rape and other non-consensual sexual activity leads to a culture where rape is seen by some as not that big a deal, and that's a dangerous road to go down. So I think it's important to nip this shit in the bud.

Canadian College Bros. was by far the worst Mario game on the Nintendo Eh-cube.

I totally agree with this...it meshes with my theory that everyone woman should spend a certain amount of time around other naked women. Seeing women naked in the gym locker room made me feel SO much better about myself and my body. It seems counterintuitive, but once you realize that no one's body is perfect, you…

So wait. This means that when The Hall Boys (tm) finally get around to doing the nasty with their wives, they'll only be able to see them in a sexual way? Like, The Hall Boys (tm) won't ever be able to think of their wives as anything other than a place to insert their dicks?

"Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?"

For some reason this sentence makes me laugh really hard.

Absolutely not. As long as there is income inequality, libraries will never become obsolete.