I can't tell if you're trolling or if I've misread.

When you are that rich there's no excuse for not calling a car/cab.

I'm 53 days sober today after years of pain pill abuse, and after a stint in rehab this summer, just want to cry for him. Addiction. Fucking. Sucks. Nobody sets out to become an addict, and ... the guilt and shame I'm feeling now, seeing the mess I've made... ugh. This is their family issue, and I hope he can TCB soon…

So, here's the thought that ran through my head. Someone, somewhere will buy this book, because they like the show. It will be the only book of poetry they have ever owned and after reading some of it will never, ever, ever, ever read another book of poetry again. They will make awful assumptions about what poetry…

"until it's all desiccated and floppy like a Bunnicula zucchini!?!?"

Yeah, it seems like if that is the issue, then people need to be discussing who is giving the credit and why, not the person who's making the music being talked about.

Just as Macklemore has no right to speak for all of the gay community (which he has never claimed to be doing) Le1f also has no right to speak for all of the gay community (which he explicitly was doing in those tweets).

BUT NOW MY HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE ISN'T SPEEEEEEEEEECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

It's still funny that they don't know they've been fired.

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I’d worked for all my life
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife

I’d thank my lucky stars
to be livin here today
‘ Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can’t take that away

And I’m proud to be an American
where at least I know I’m free
And I wont…

Oh, What is a baby? I must find out today. What makes Jim Dear and Darling. Act that way.

Shut the fuck up, Piers Morgan. Opening your mouth on any subject makes me want to immediately take the opposing position.

Ach ok sorry! YES I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY

I think between 30 and 40, the choice is probably creative pubes. Like lightning shapes or vajazzling.

I was hoping that we would all be talking about Dr. King on this Post. You know, the one who was arressted and terrorized for fighting for equality and then finally killed by the govermnent. I was hoping that is who we could talk about but apparently defending Macklemore is the more important issue. His little pale,…

#sensual? Actually, I believe the word you're looking for is sesual. Here, I will use it in a sentence:

don't take what people do and exploit it.

Speaking of gossip, where's my dirtbags at? I'm missing my gossip fix, and I feel dirty when I go directly to the sources.

Thank you!! We demand answers, Jezebel!!