You know where this would have fit better? In a Dirt Bag this morning! Did anyone else notice the distinct lack of DB both last night and this morning? If I could insert gifs I would put in Will Ferrell in Zoolander doing "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

Please tell me that when someone read 'burning', 'rim', and 'fire' they thought of Hemorrhoids. Please?

I can see why these "Right-Wingers" are so upset.

I mean, in addition to the whole "downfall of civilization" thing, the policy is just wrong on its facts.

For one, it doesn't say anything about masturbation causing blindness or hairy palms. We all know about that.

For another, it says that "some people masturbate;…

I'm mixed, my folks are mixed. Listen to me when I say, it's gonna be ok. It will be hard for you and your hypothetical children, but not as hard as it is for me, and not as hard as it was for my folks, or theirs.

I rode with Tim Gunn in an elevator once and he pet my dog and then complimented her collar and I almost hugged him. I didn't but only because he looked so clean pressed and I had just come from a run.

No, that doesn't make him a troll, but I'm pretty sure this does:

That sounds a whole of a lot like "buying poor people's craft's dirt cheap then selling them for huge profit" to me. Today 4:41pm

I know, right? "The Show" will never sound the same again.

LOL. It's those sneaky Kardashians, I tell ya.

White people are weird.

I'm not sure you know how these Gawker sites work.

Bill de Blasio for mayor! Christine Quinn = Bloomberg Lite.

Look into Olia. I really like it for these reasons: it leaves my hair soft and shiny, it does NOT stink, you can dye your hair and skip that 'inky" period where it looks like you dyed your hair/ scalp. I will say that I use it to cover stubborn grays and I do a dark golden brown color. It is permanent and oil…

Nice & Easy, Natural Dark Auburn. Best color I've ever had, including $300 salon jobs.

"It used to be a touch of coppertone, a dab of mascara. Zip, bam, boom, out the door."
"I heard 'copper' and 'boom.'"

Haha, that's awesome. I think I have that same feeling for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I don't necessarily think he's the most conventionally attractive man in Hollywood, but holy crap he gets me going!!

I want Ben Affleck to be cast in a lead role in every upcoming project that has a passionate fanbase. Hunger Games. Star Wars. Avengers. The new voice of Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 4. The inevitable grim and gritty Harry Potter reboot with Ben as the new Harry. Everything.

I also find it hard to believe that anyone in psych would say that having a disabled child is "being screwed." That's such a terrible thing to say.

Yes, please tell me more about that false equivalence.