It absolutely doesn’t help you remember which is which, but if you feel like looking it up I always enjoy this meme:

The drive through window was necessary as it is Chick Fil A policy not to let anyone in the back door.

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

By all means, name the parties involved, but also... no, that isn’t a justification. Advertising around athletes entails risk, and that risk is baked into the financials... Nike always gets more than they give, and would even if they didn’t employ these punitive measures.

Cool story. What was her name? Other WNBA players have gotten sponsorships and have gotten pregnant in both orders. Any employers that hire women run into these problems and crappy ones pull this crap and good ones don’t.

Converse went through a similar thing when it turned out that Grandmama wasn’t even a woman.

Correction: female bonobos are not dragging their sons.

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

So bonobos females are yentas?

Lets ask the farmers insurance guy..  military jet crashing into building, 2019 sure we cover that

He just wanted his cake and to eat it, too.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

The current smear campaigns rely on a fundamental understanding of the modern American electorate: large swathes of it operate entirely by the “TL;DR” principle. They prefer their information fed to them in easily-digestible sound bites, meaning anything that requires reading more than a few sentences—or the first bit…

He’s about 6 days away from an iPhone-filmed tirade while driving and wearing tactical shades.