FritzKekich
FritzKekich
FritzKekich

Lonnie Johnson gave Sternberger those Crowing Rooster Blues.

The International Basketball Federation, which goes by the acronym FIBA— which absolutely makes no sense

This team remains about as enjoyable as sex after couples therapy.

Getting Joe Flacco when you need a franchise QB is like getting a can of shoe polish when you need to treat your baldness.

But that was also where I learned real-life responsibility: How to work longer to make more money, how to be polite even when you’re seething inside, how to show up on time when you don’t want to, and how to say no to friends’ parties because you have to sleep

Some of them got slammed into column A; some into column B.

wide *and* right.

I can’t speak for everyone, but I think they just want to say they were there in case he has a brain hemorrhage.

This shitbag unemployable failson wouldn’t have a pot to piss in if his father hadn’t made millions expanding cable tv to include awful shit like Shitbag Failson’s band.

“He started abusing some of the passengers . . . before taking a leak in the aisle.”

It’s all in this book:

The average daily sportswriter is a bitter, gravy-stained high-waister. But columnists don’t actually go to games. They just sit in their air-condiitoned cubicles and write 1500 words a week about how it used to be so much better.

Why is every idiot saying ‘price point’ now? I blame this on HGTV home shows where everything is at a ‘price point’,

Your backups are Tanner Lee and Gardner Minshew. I’m sorry but those two men are clearly throw-in players in a midseason NBA trade.

Thats to bad about those punctuation mark’s.

What makes you think that tin can is safe from bears?