That plastic cover over the carseat latch is destined to snap off before the car hits 5k if used regularly.

He’s NOT rejecting the money.  He already HAS the money. It’s Elmer Gantry 101 and he passed with flying colors.

I folded the bill and put it in my pocket.

If only car sellers provided car owners some sort of manual that answered many of the “what does that do?” questions that crop up from time to time. I have no idea what this manual provided to owners would be called, but have no doubt it could be useful.

Dont shout into a vacuum. Shout into the ear of his syndicator and the papers that run his work.

Cloths? Are’nt their any Simpson’s GIF’s without spelling misteaks?

BLEEP BLORP YOUR NEW MLB IS SAM BUSH.

Eating shit is in the Buttfumble section.  Third door on the left.

protect it’s passengers

But would you be “embarrassed,” like the writer?

“Embarrassing?” Please. It sucks. The bartender fucked up.

Oh shit! *That’s* how you spell it?!

This is a team that has drafted more Napoleans (Kaufman and Harris)

Kirk’s disciples also get erections when one of their kind gets all macho-mad.  Who needs brains when you have testosterone?

My entry level 2015 Impreza has one.

The little kid doesn’t know any better.  If there was a God, the people recording would’ve gotten the flip.

The child was transported to a clinic within the park and later released, per the NPS.

Spare yourselves and do not read the comments to the facebook post describing the incident.

Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.

Not as much as there is trying to keep it secret that Boris is really Eric’s father.