This reply is burfict.

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

Born in Australia, so the racist creep wouldn’t be wrong. 

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

It’s like the penny tray at 7-11.

Sino wave generator.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

“Hold my keg.”

I would have been ok with it if you had decided to just Chuck this joke.

Speaking of people who have had rough times in Florida, they traded for Jason Pierre-Paul.

Look man if I am tending bar and some chick with a full beard saddles up I am not carding her and she's probably going to drink for free. 

Salty is way off here. I had a fake ID when I was 18. It had my name on it. So showing a credit card or a library card with my name on it did not make me 21 all of a sudden.

You new to Salty??? This is, to use a food pun, the bread and butter of the column.

including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

See, his problem was that he didn’t know Amontillado from sherry.

If you don’t want any dead bodies influencing your shopping experience, you should be shopping at One Frill Supermarket.

Trump’s going to ban soccer and then the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over