I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

Looks like this cop got caught telling a Whopper.

kind of funny that a guy named McCormick is mis-identifying a seasoning...

This is good advice. Get it right, because your Instagram followers are dying in anticipation of your totally unique fireworks photo. So you’d better get it right. In fact, you should spend your whole night looking at your phone instead of watching the actual fireworks to guarantee you get a shot no one has ever seen…

Wow, this Froome guy has even more balls than Lance Armstrong. 

They’ve been biased before. Nobody really wants to see them biased again.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

Trump would later announce that they will no longer to be called ‘cages’ or ‘detention centers’ but will be known as ‘freedom boxes’.

“He’s very frugal. Buying a used mattress is a no-brainer in terms of savings and if you steal lotions from hotels, and I’m talking Holiday Inn let alone the Ritz Carlton, you can look great and save a few bucks.”

“Sometimes breaking old practice habits of these players, especially rookies, takes more repetitions.”

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

The rules are in place to assure the child is eligible for the free travel vs. a ticket. There’s no identification confirmation rule.

Dont get me started on the hassles Jesus had at TLV when he used his birth certificate as ID.

“I’m sorry miss but before I let you onto the plane I’m really going to need to hear you sing the first two verses of Stevie Wonder’s “Jungle Fever’”

Isn’t a Rhode Island Cell Phone when you rub the side of your face against a woman’s crotch?

More like “Richie Non Compos Mentis,” am I right?

I have recently directed the Justice Department to look into these underground networks left in place by Barack Obama.

Wow, only a few weeks before democracy in the US ended.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.