I’m pretty sure you can be both. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but cleaning up can be super gross

the ’Tics played smarter

I hope Michelle and Barack visit with flowers.

“The Bucks should not hire this coach because there is the possibility that some person will become obsessed with them, and then kidnap, poison, and hold them hostage. Then eventually they will eat the coach. It’s really a horrible situation, and I can’t believe people behave this way. It’s disgusting.”

I think there’s a real point here. A lot of you were really hypercritical about the NFL’s terrible record with hiring black coaches and executives but did we ever consider they were doing it to protect those coaches’ feelings?

A skilled rabbi should be able to conduct a bris in the back seat.

Great. Now Mike Pence won’t stand for the Canadian National Anthem.

French-Canadian kissing is an acquired taste.

Maybe Bolts players should stop spreading peanut butter on their face before the games.

Until morale improves, the lickings will continue.

“There’s no sign more inviting to a [mass murderer] than a sign that states that this is a gun free zone.”
 

Also worth noting is that it seems like Embiid still gets badly tired out near the end of the 4th quarter. In both of the games so far this series, he’s looked surprisingly gassed, and it’s especially noticeable on the defensive end (foul-trouble notwithstanding).

There was also one bit in there that the idiot letter-writer is failing to recognize: By his own admission, his fiancee has already been incredibly understanding and accommodating of his request not to spend time around this friend, but it is not nearly enough for him. Instead he sees it his born right as a dudebro to…

“How does your son feel about the benching last year?”

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Also, he wasn’t a politician, he was a campaign advisor. So it’s more like getting opinions about medicine from the guy who installed the drywall at your doctor’s office.

Tiger Woods once fucked up his ankle while celebrating one-in-each-hole.

“It’s so unfair that everybody calls some black guy King but I only get to be Mr. President.”

The fact he’s doing this on the anniversary of King’s assassination and not King’s birthday is calculated and sick.

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees