just got sucked through the toilet hole

I was waiting for someone writing for Deadspin to acknowledge Deadspin’s debt to “Ball Four.”

Those gauges are even worse than the interior color.

A tip for the letter writer. Here’s how to order toast:

Would have been fitting if, on the first one, Williams had been unable to regain his balance and crashed harder into Allen’s teammate’s ACL.

So, if I follow Shapiro’s logic........

As the Car Guys once asked a caller inquiring about her Fiesta, “Did you get the model that comes with the factory-mounted funeral wreath?”

Tell that to your parents. They fucked up.

Bullshit. I doubt you have children . Or if you do, that you have custody. You don’t “get” anything., except maybe a Sean Hannity-autographed jar of vaseline in exchange for your troll points.

It’s also not good for society to allow fucking dumb-ass morons like the one in your mirror to participate in society. But here we are.

None of it is relevant.

He should pop open the crypt at training camp and ask Al Davis about the 1918 flu epidemic.

Anyone who needs to see this video probably hasn’t figured out how to turn on a computer, so the lesson might be wasted. Nevertheless, I await the next entry in the series:

Unless you are planing to primary Trump, gloating about ignorance is a bad look.

Movie was based on this (better) book:

Part of it might be blackmail protection. But part of it is consistent with the behavior of pedophiles, who frequently keep tangible artifacts of their behavior.

Barron could go to Mother Russia and play for his real father’s country.

Bernie would be a shitty President. He’s spent the last 20 years talking about stuff and not actually accomplishing anything related to all that talking.

If he slides to the back edge of the plate he might be safe.