It was also unclear whether Kirk’s diaper will be fully loaded when he shakes hands with the president.

That’s all well and good, but there’s a level of “dont use cruise control” snow that comes before “traction control comes on.”

Kessler’s wrong.  But Bernie should put down the knives before he hurts someone.

Nagy won’t watch this one. He only watches the ones that miss.

Younger me thought Patsy Mayo was a pretty hot Hill Street precinct detective.

Only if you have those sharp barbs on your cock. Otherwise they escape.

So his best defense is that he’s an idiot not an asshole. Still qualified for the job 

Most of those spaces under the wings and tail are still perfectly usable.

Callaway isn’t mellow.

Guru GoRappin is da shit.

Because you’re the only one who walked in naked.

Steve Bannon told me the horn in my head is because I’m Jewish.

IIRC, Jackie O used to sit in a dark room watching the Zapruder film for hours on end.

I’m sure the players who *weren’t* on the Bears last year really appreciate it. “Welcome to loserville everyone. I’m Matt.”

There was also Nagy’s march-to-the-gallows kicker tryouts in which he tried to recreate the exact scenario of last years playoff game for the trier-outers.

along with “six previous professionally published work samples relevant to the topic to be covered,

That’s why successful coaches like Belichick ALWAYS take their cues from “this site and others.”

I would say that about 95% of Bears fans are still pissed about it.

“I can walk”