FritzKekich

6/20/19

So what’s a flyer to do? For starters, pay close attention to your layover times when you’re booking your flights.

6/20/19

Might’ve been Csonka.

6/19/19

It doesn’t really sound like there were negotiations during which Caserio kept quiet. The Texans talked to him. Isn’t that all that mattered.

6/19/19

And stressful. At one point during a meeting at CBS, McManus asked Polian: “Can you assure me that when we turn on the TV set we’ll see a game that looks like the NFL?”

6/19/19

I’m 42 years old and in my time a zillion secondary football leagues have come and gone: the USFL, the UFL, the WLAF, the XFL.

6/19/19

I wouldn’t consider Dunkin Donuts a bar.

6/18/19

So its spelled “McPoyle,” but pronounced “Moore”?

6/18/19

Here’s a still from that “stock footage” that will Make Priapism Great Again:

6/18/19

It doesn’t matter whether ICE can actually do it. Like everything else Trump, his supporters only know that he said it and that’s enough for them to cheer him, which is all he really cares about politically.

6/18/19

You’re drunk at a random bar in Anywhere, USA. What’s the most interesting thing you find in the bar bathroom?

6/18/19

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

6/18/19

At my job you get a discount on your health insurance if you take a health screening once a year. They take your blood pressure, measurements, analyze your blood sample and have you fill out a survey then give you a rating of your health from 1 to 100. I keep myself in decent shape. I’m in my early thirties, no…

6/18/19

But the strawberry tart only has a little bit of rat in it.

6/18/19

I hate the question “How’s the chicken?” My brain always comes up with the snarkiest responses first: “It’s dead.”

6/14/19

That watch reminds me of Spy magazine’s NY Post headline generator chart.

6/14/19

Just guessing, but as a customer, the mirroring would instantly confirm that the server got my order right. It looks like a form of efficiency which might be rewarded more. Maybe it puts the customer slightly more at ease?

6/12/19

I demand that Live Action post PSAs from Planned Parenthood listing options other than giving birth to your rapist’s baby on their website. They won’t do it? By golly!!! That’s censorship!!!!!!!

6/12/19

Its not about last year?!! So the distance that this meglomaniac moron is making these tryout kickers kick is just a coincidence? So if he finds a guy that can make ten fucktillion consecutive 119-yard field goals with a gun to his head, but misses a 43-yarder with Kenny G blaring from the speakers, he’ll cut him as…

6/12/19

“sensory testing” is not science.

6/12/19

Nagy couldn;t possibly be fucking this up more. He’s either treating a rather simple problem as though he’s trying to get Apollo 13 home. Or he’s dealing with a complicated issue by doing the equivalent of a parent hanging the bed-wetter’s sheets outside for all to see.