To quote the American poets and cultural thinkers City Girls, “act up, you can get snatched up.”

Go back to masturbating in the basement.  Your foray into the outside world is not going well

Your problem with women is showing.

But she admits that she’s actually incompetent

Next time do it yourself.

In the future, teams will sell Personal Butt Licenses and charge you extra for a seat located in a loge-level box that’s Sitting Only.

I took my son to a Skins game last fall and quickly realized the whole section was gonna stand for the entire game.

Yep. Did a 10,000 mile cross country trip 35 years ago with AAA maps, tourbooks and campbooks. (And a beaten up “Lets Go USA” for the cool stuff).

Much like not being able to review the missed puck hitting the net above the boards unless the first guy shoots it in, yet being able to review offsides 5 minutes later.

Pore Britt.

You buried the lede.

“Mom’s”

Just read a few of the one-star reviews (EVERY product has them). If you can’t tell whether they are useless (“I ordered violet; they sent me purple”)  then you should just stop buying stuff online.

I realize space is at a premium, but if you could find the room to include the final score it would be great.

No they could not have given him a major for the hit. They could have given him a game misconduct though, if they thought there was an intent to injure.  And that was alot of things, but it wasn’t charging, which depends on distance traveled.

FWIW--It could *not* have been ruled a major. It’s either 2 minutes or a game misconduct.

Keim:Bidwell the Younger ::

Devers only mistake *might* have been trying for second. He hit a ball off the wall thats a double 95% of the time but took a lucky short hop to the LF. He stopped in time to get back to first.

Once happened to me with a whippet at a midnight showing of Fantastic Planet. From the back row.

Can’t people just go to the movies when they go to the movies? It’s 2 hours or so of your life.