That’s Jizyah “Cumming Up” Shorts.

Very original.

Great idea. Lets take a bunch of young successful female athletes to stand with a guy who thinks the ONLY important quality a woman can have is her looks.

four to five inches seems incredibly generous

Gives new meaning to “farm team.”

The Stanley Cup isn't for the "best team." It's for the team that wins the Stanley Cup.

If it happened before 2005 it’s “old.” Before 2000, it didn’t actually happen.

There’s a difference in the knowledge requirement of the different (alleged) crimes of Becky and Junior.

I’ve mounted a TV before

I’m a lifelong Warriors fan, and so I grew up hating the Lakers.

Do you have a special movie popcorn buttering technique?

Stop.

He meant to say “grab it by the bullshit.”

“Despite Hatchell’s questioning of player care, status and readiness, the medical staff did not surrender to pressure to clear players before they were medically ready.”

A gasp, then a moan. That is not the sound of shock or even disappointment. That’s horror.

Because if you’re 6 inches from the boards when you get hit in the back, your body as a whole absorbs the impact. But when you’re 6 feet from the boards and you get hit in the back, you fall over and hit the boards head-first.

It is one less day to recover from the previous week’s brain damage than the other team gets. Probably isn’t a big deal. But it isn’t nothing. Especially later in the season.

in rest days, where the Lions will have an NFL-best 12 more rest days than their opponents over the course of the season, while the Patriots will have an NFL-worst 13 fewer rest days than their opponents, according to Brian Burke of ESPN.

Everything comes out in trial, whether or not it’s relevant to the case.

Back in the stone age, “they” (whoever they are) used to say that eating bread would bring you down. Never felt the need to try it. The Mahavishnu Orchestra usually did the trick.