They could’ve just saved some money in the budget and pissed on his grave instead.

The prosecutor is not a DA.

Just happened to find the Islander one first:

I like the post-expansion draft airbrushed uniform. (Stripes are from St. Louis.)

Calm yourself. It only *looked like* Steve Bannon.

Lewandowski knows the polirics. But he really knows that dumb Republicans and their money are easily parted.

No need to sell. They can build around you:

The Oakland Oaks of Rick Barry, Larry Brown and Doug Moe. Who moved to Washington and then Virginia where they picked up Charlie Scott and Julius Erving.

Multiple stories report the Full House star thought the DA was bluffing.

2 years of federal time does not “get her out in 6 months.” There is limited credit for good behavior and no parole in the federal system.

They do have one thing in common. Various animals in Patagonia piss all over Patagonia. Similarly, InBev makes Bud with Clydesdale piss.

Maybe they just didn’t get to it.  No word of how many people were there, etc.  I can’t imagine ever taking something back with me that I brought to a party. “Its a shame we didn’t get to it. Keep it as a thank you for a wonderful evening.” Then let them give it to the dildo repairman at Christmas if they want to.

That’s great. I had no idea.

This just smells from about 5000 miles away. You might as well have this app give its disclaimer with the same accent that the guy from “microsoft security” uses when he calls to report that my computer has a virus; or that the IRS is about to knock down my door with an arrest warrant.

Obviously, the rest of us know no crosswalk light is going to bother changing for less than 5 or 600 pushes

Especially after nearly two bagels.

Shoutout to Barbie.

Trump: “You’re fired.”

I’m guessing law-enforcement’s national effort to generally reduce the number of high speed chases (by creating strict standards for when they are appropriate) hasn’t trickled down to the cowboys at Border Patrol.