the only problem I see here is that he missed her with the hose....

TORCHinsky.

NO!

I gotta be honest, I have some stainless steel zipties holding the sides of my skid panels on underneath my Corolla (whatever bolts or rivets were there are somehow long gone)...

That picture is my friend Stu. The duct tape actually worked to get his jeep off the trail and back to camp. It’s a shame its being used under this thread title, because he is actually pretty awesome with a wrench (and not a mechanic by trade).

You didn't see the pelican?

Most of my friends are terrible at reading directions, so I have zero faith that Apple will get this right. Their track records with map applications doesn’t help their case.

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for that meddling hill. Let’s remove the dirt from the mound and see who’s REALLY behind this.

That little pour ‘spout’ design is responsible for more spilled oil than the Exxon Valdez. It might look like it’ll help you cleanly transfer your used oil into a separate container, but half of it will end up on your garage floor no matter how careful you try to be.

With a name like Break Buffalo, I would buy one just because.

multi chainsaw engined motorcycle?

Changing the drivetrain from FF to FR? Check

This comment deserves more love

Followed by Siri saying “You have arrived at your destination”

The only suitable analogy to be made between the anti-vaxxers and cars is to equate them to the people who used to refuse to wear seatbelts because they were certain - despite all evidence against it, including films such as Red Asphalt and Signal 30 - that it is safer to be thrown from a wreck than to be contained…

Anti-vaxxers are actually, in their simplest form, the most selfish people on the planet. They are SO AFRAID that their kid will be autistic or some other moronic BS that they themselves do not want to deal with, they they risk the health of nearly everyone around them. These people are fucking useless to society.

There are precious few people on Earth I want to throat-punch more than Anti-Vaxxers.

If one of us did that, WE’D BE IN FUCKING PRISON.