“I will fark you up!”

I think you summed up your entire comment by calling it an “Alpha.”

I still remember the first thing my dad told me after I got my license - "Do not ever let one of your friends drive your car. They will wreck it and you will pay for it."

“To be completely honest I think it’s a waste of time and resources to do anything to most old cars,”

MAYBE THAT’S WHY HIM AND JON STEWART BOTH RETIRED!!!!

Actors aren't people. Fact.

since it's metric, it's all in powers of ten. So a fuckton is 10^6 shitloads.

These things. They’re so bad, we banished them from the car to the kitchen floor so we could work on behavioral simulations. No, not really. We had to clean the seats.

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

• When is it Time to Form a Saab Pyramid and Light it on Fire
  

‘68 Thunderbird says “That’s cute...”

I like the line about it being “THE ONLY ONE N THE WORLD!!!!” I’d say that’s probably a pretty fair bet.

Of course, this is not the first four-cylinder, turbocharged Mustang — there were Pinto-engined, carbureted turbo Mustangs way back in 1979, and then in 1983 the Mustang SVO appeared and became a Mustang legend. But since that time, Mustangs have been exclusively powered with either huge V8s or smaller but still not…

It was black. Doesn’t take long to fade, does it? ;)

MKZ

An all electric Westie.

No, this man is a hero.

I want to see a comparison review between this and a well equipped riding mower.

Great post, Brad! Mind mapping is useful in so many facets of daily life, but documenting meetings is certainly one of the best reasons to jump in. I use Mindjet's MindManager if I have my tablet with me, otherwise just plain paper and a few markers does the job.