The seller’s real problem here is depreciation. Phantoms this old just cost this much WITHOUT branded titles because that’s how fast luxury cars de-value. So I could buy this one with unknown, unverifiable damage and an uncertain history, or for a little more (relatively) I could buy this clean one:

I can smell the sex trafficking from here.

A. Ugly

I think by that he meant ‘perpetually ugly’. I hope.

I’m of the opinion that the early 70's Mustang Grande that preceded the Mustang II as worst (ugly, bloated, not particularly quick), but yes, the Fox is the best spiritual replacement to the original Mustang, nowhere near the worst.

The disappearance of the ducks from the Cadillac logo. We used to be a proper country.

Flew to NC to “help with recovery efforts” but just had to bring their guns. How much do you want to bet they were part of the cadre of wackadoos who showed up to harass FEMA officials.

You are entitled to your opinion about the Fox being the worst Mustang.....even though you are dead fucking wrong. 

Ford rebranding the Taurus the Five Hundred. My Taurus wagon was one of the best cars I’ve owned. Why would you dump a best selling brand name for such a sucky one?

Wouldn’t a clapped-out WRX be a more appropriately powered by vape batteries? 

See the court case Finders v Keepers.

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

Had one, bought it for $900 with 240k miles on it. My friend and I used to frequent this junkyard. When we saw a newly junked 240, we went to pick out the usual useful parts, like relays and shit like that. To our surprise, it was decked out with full IPD suspension, bushings, sway bars, adjustable cam gear, and…

It will go the distance, it will not go for speed.

Sure, it's got 300k miles, but if those maintenance records check out, this is a NP. Another case of buying the owner, not the car.

You have a good point, but you have to remember than when an Altima crashes, the dimension in Hell from which they sprang is opened, and the wreck is sucked back home, so there’s less evidence?

(shrug) That’s nothing; we’re about to fly for four years with a tool in the pilot’s seat!

A point that is implied by a link in the top paragraph: the orange beast driven here by Leno is actually the second Jerrari.

Orange is just fancy-brown. I think we all just need to admit that to ourselves.

It has wood trim, and that orange is spiritually brown.