One weird trick big petroleum doesn't want you to know, but they can't stop you!

Those hood scoops are 100% of the fake taped on variety which makes me question everything about this car. I mean, MAYBE the owner did it to be funny since the center one isn’t even on straight.

It won’t be the wealthiest nation for long with these fucksticks at the helm. We may as well have sold the country to private equity firms and let them sell it for parts. 

If you don’t mind using your money to support nazis, then you should not concern yourself with it.

While not an official recall as we know them today, GM’s copper-cooled engine was a hell of a fandango that involved cars being bought back by the automaker.

The base is also increasing the number of workers at their entrances but says employees should expect delays.

FTFY. Except maybe the Element, which I would also welcome.

I guess they figured that blasting the guy would be more fun. 

Is there any compelling reason why Subaru is still hanging onto the boxer engines? It seems to me that they are underpowered, inefficient, and noisy compared to conventional inline or Vx engines.

They probably forgot it was in their carry-on luggage and just decided to keep it when they got home.

I’m pretty sure the boners and crowing also occur when people get shot.

Like many private equity ventures, it will be shut down and sold for scrap. 

Also proof of concept that a 2-door Mach-e would look pretty badass.

Oh, please do rush! Get it done tomorrow if you have to. And do remember that QA is just like DEI, so don’t bother with it. 

It’s not like we needed another reason why cruises are fucking awful, but here it is anyway.

The elmostans are calling his nazi salute “throwing his heart to the crowd”? Seriously? What a bunch of stupid fucking twats. If you have a CT, you get the hate you deserve.

I think it’s because disclosing all of the shit they are ripping you off for would add about 60 pages to the contract. 

Oh boy, the chemtrail dingbats are gonna be all over this one.

Don’t forget that it has a crystal shift knob. Totally worth it.

Oh yeah, good callout. The CPUC being in bed with the utilities doubles down on the problems. The CPUC may as well be a lobbying group for the utilities—it sure as hell isn’t a consumer advocacy organization.