Why you guys keep referring back to that stupid ass video of bros destroying trucks like it was some kind of scientific test is beyond me. 

Yes.

Holy fuck, that’s ugly. And is it based on a W123 Mercedes wagon? Looks like one with a Bentley grille tacked on it. 

The idiots that vote for these people are too dense to absorb that and would find a way to deny it or blame it on democrats, even while they write the check for their ever-increasing insurance bill.

You're conflating "tech bros" with "people who live in the bay area." The tech bro ethos is 100% compatible with Musko. People, on the other hand, have had it with his shit.

High-strength license plates and aircraft-grade self-tapping sheetmetal screws work well if you’re looking for a permanent repair. 

If you live in a community that’s comprised of endless rows of beige McMansions, you should expect this sort of thing and get the beige McMansion with a three-car garage.

I can’t wait to see one with the bumper hanging halfway off and hood held down with duct tape blasting between lanes on the highway at 90mph on two space- saver spares.

I think the cig burns on the seats support at least one of them. 

My wife saw a motorcycle with a sidecar driving down the road the other day and said, emphatically, “I would never ride in a sidecar.” I sent her this one and she said she’ll make an exception. 

You know the interior of that car reeks of cigarettes, McDonalds fries, and musty old man farts. One of those car interior cleaning YouTube channels is the only logical buyer for this stank ass old turd. 

Can’t you already buy a used Vinfast SUV for like $12? 

1. Commit multiple felonies
2. Cause tens of thousands of dollars in property damage
3. Destroy your own truck
4. ????
5. Profit!

Oh, maybe I conflated the two! 

I’m exhausted with the whole “1,000 hp is the new 500 hp” trend. Every single build you see now had a completely unusable amount of power outside of a drag strip.

Just when your brain was completely filled with all of the stupid, useless AI tech bullshit it could handle, then comes this. Just fucking stop, please.

OR a new startup that lets you shoot satellites out of space with an app! 

And to release half-baked products that don’t work, much to the chagrin of said engineers, I’m sure.

Looks great, fun to drive, and reasonably priced to boot. It’s a damn sensible car. Nobody will buy it.

Hot.