They just hold onto an extra 15 minutes worth of cruise ship diarrhea slurry before dumping it into the ocean.

Someone forgot to put it in Bigfoot mode. 

Nope.

The first generation Pontiac Tempest. Made from 1961-63, it was Pontiac’s first compact and an incredibly innovative car for its time. It was the first American production car with a turbocharger, it had a rear mounted-transaxle connected to a weird-o curved drivetrain (known as “rope drive”), and had near 50-50…

It’s basically a party trick that can kill someone. Sounds great.

I doubt he even has a license and can 100% guarantee he has never driven a pickup truck for anything other than a PR photo opp.

That’s a cool build, but it ain’t worth anywhere near 20 large. If it were nearly perfect, sure. But for someone’s half-done home-build? No thank you.

Ooh, burn! Nice catch.

A bunch of fuckhead influencers slowing down the line standing around taking pictures of their garbage is exactly what we need at the airport. Just when you thought influencers couldn’t get any worse, here we are.

I was pretty excited about the ID Buzz until I saw the price. No fucking way I’m paying that much for the novelty. 

I have a Polestar 2 and I would not say that it’s “overloaded with unnecessary bullshit.” All of the tech features are pretty standard-issue. Hell, unbeknownst to me my 2022 didn’t even come standard with blind spot warning, which is annoying since you can barely see out of the damn thing. Even the performance pack…

They learned the HARD way! Get it? GET IT? 

Step 1: Lease your EV
Step 2: Charge it however the fuck you want

I’m looking at leasing a Mach-e when my Polestar lease is up in a few months. Ford is currently advertising Supercharger access as a feature and I’m pretty bummed it’s not actually happening yet. Hopefully they get it sorted out before I get mine!

Good to know. Looks like they're already sold out and people are reselling them on eBay for 3x the price, so I think I missed the boat anyway.

How in the hell did they still have 4-way drum brakes and a stick axle on a top the line luxury car in 1977?

I really shouldn’t start blowing money on RC cars, but COME ON, this thing is rad! Wait, it’s less than $300? Um, I think I have a purchase to make.

He’ll have a hell of a story to tell at school next week! That should keep him in class for a few days.

The ultra-wealthy love tacky shit, so they're perfect.

And no matter how easily that or any of the other lies they tell can be disproved, their idiot followers will believe it. They know damn well they can say anything they want and it will fly.