“I’m for electric cars. I have to be because, you know, Elon endorsed me very strongly, so, I have no choice.”

I mean, she obviously has some regrets.

For my car, maybe. For a car that belongs to my employer, fuck you see ya later bye you can have it I’m walking.

Look close at the pics—it’s obviously been resprayed. There is lots of orange peel in the paint and it does not match the door jambs. Could be something fishy going on, or it could just be a cheap paint job.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that a private equity firm acquired a company then ran it into the ground? Crazytown.

Damn reasonable price for a damn fine automobile. And a manual Bentley has to the the most Save the Manuals manual transmission car on earth.

And look at all that purdy aluminum!

Adjusted for inflation, that 2002 $42k is...$75k. So if you want to get all mathy, the base price hasn't really changed.

Hey, $95 ain’t too shabby for getting your car back from a tow company!

The only protection against bad facades is a good guy with a gun. Wait, that’s not how that works. Anyway, you’re 100% on point.

Phew. Thought that was gonna be a new thing.

the Registrar “can revoke your […] vehicle registration […] if they subjectively determine that your operation of a vehicle poses an immediate threat to public safety.”

Wow, all of the featured “content” on the home page is now ads. You’ve gotta work really hard to make your website user experience this shitty. 

Huh huh. They said Wadsack. Huh huh huh.

Homestar Runner is back up with a new Flash-free website, so get burninating!

Given the complexity and deep integration of software into every automotive system, I bet these challenges apply to reviving most wrecked modern vehicles, not just EVs.

If you liked our lukewarm beverages, you're gonna love our new searing hot sodas!

They drove it for a few days, realized it’s a miserable piece of shit, stuffed it in the garage and tried to forget that it ever existed. 

It also remains one of the shittiest movies of all time.

It is now.