Wow, dumbass internet “influencer” doing dumbass shit. Who woulda thunk it.

Our immigration system is indeed fucked, and we 100% need immigrants to keep our economy running. Republicans just refuse to do anything about it because keeping the system broken enables them to keep screaming about it and blaming it on liberals. 

Judging by the reaction of the other employees, they were probably stoked to do it. The only bummer is that it’s the most exciting thing that will ever happen to them at work. It’s all drudgery from here.

True that. The Polestar/Volvo/Google infotainment system is generally a buggy piece of crap and the backup camera fails all the time. A couple dozen software updates and they still haven’t fixed this shit.

It does seem silly at first, but since you can see fuck all nothing out of fastback coupe rear windows anyway, it makes sense. I have a Polestar 2 and the rear window is damn near useless. 

But they used two exclamation points when they said only the rear door was damaged!! It has to be true!!

Look about a mile above your head. The joke is there.

Yeah, the depreciation calculations in leases are usually very optimistic.

I know I’ve said I’d never get into a Hyundai/Kia because their dealers are awful, but, shit. I can get an Ioniq 5 or 6 SEL with 15k miles a year allowance for about $300 a month. That’s fucking beer money. I’m gonna be all over this if the price is similar next year when my Polestar lease is up.

Definitely not the first headwear-inspired approach to car design.

Let me guess, it’s Oakland. Yup. If your car gets stolen in the Bay Area it’s probably going to end up there. Oakland has always had its problems, but it’s just the wild fucking west there now. 

“The black triangle marks the location of what has been called ‘William Shatner’s Seat...”

How do you see that you’re about to pay $150K for a Kia and not just laugh your ass off and walk away? 

I have to vote both the Ford Lima and Iron Duke off of the list. While they’re not terribly exciting and Mustangs and Camaros equipped with their respective fours were sad, they’re both pretty damn solid mills that dutifully served their purpose.

If you think Tesla stans are annoying, just imagine how insufferable Apple Car stans would be. They did us all a favor by canceling it.

Given that they were years late on delivery, this isn’t even a “move fast and break things” situation. It’s just “move slow and fuck everything up.”

Holy fuck, that is peak malaise ugly. NP if you’re into that sort of thing, I guess.

I was gonna say the same thing! I was building one today and was very underwhelmed by the color selection. None of which were yellow.

It’s probably one of the employee’s cars.